Willow: *sighs* Hello, Fandom, and welcome to what is possibly one of the worst days of the entire school year.

Xander: Whyfor, oh BFFiest BFF of mine?

Willow: Spring Break! An entire week of no classes! As though it's not bad enough that they don't offer us anything on the weekends either!

Xander: I like to refer to her as 'differently sane ( Read more... )

Xander: Hey there, Fandom. Taking a break from boogieing the night away to bring you the news, this is Xander and W-- uh. Willow?

*the sound of silence*

Xander: Will? Huh, no Willow. Oh, wait, lemme check something.

*more silence, then a couple of aggrieved squeaks*

Xander: Nope, turns out that Willow-sized pile of squirrels in the corner was ( Read more... )

Willow: Good evening, Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg for WTFH, here to report the news and wish you a happy Kite Flying Day.

Xander: It's Kite Flying Day?

Willow: Also Laugh and Get Rich Day, but that one sounds like it came from a Nigerian stranger who's asking me to trust him.

Xander: I actually met some trustworthy strangers in Nigeria, ( Read more... )

Willow: Hello Fandom! Willow Rosenberg here for WTFH where I'm here to tell you that fingerprinting can be a lot of fun in ways that have nothing to do with either of the separate, yet equally important groups of the criminal justice system.

Xander: ...Is this in any way similar to certain early confusion about how the game 'Doctor' is supposed to ( Read more... )

Willow: Hello Fandom! I suppose you're all wondering who the stranger in the room is. My name is Willow Rosenberg and I'm here to tell you that you're surrounded by a bunch of squirrels who just love you like crazy. So I'm going to report the news and Xander's going to report the news and then we're done. Okay?

Xander: The squirrels love us?

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Willow: Hi everybody! Willow Rosenberg here with - OOF!

*sounds of excited, pouncing squirrels*

Willow: Oh hi guys! Hi! I missed you too! Hi!

Xander: You know, if you and the squirrels want some alone-time...

Willow: Don't be silly. I'm seeing someone. Also? So is one of the squirrels apparently. So if Teyla - if that is your real name - is ( Read more... )

Hello Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg reporting to you on behalf of Fandom Radio, where we bring to you all the news that squirrels felt like taking notes on during the day. You would think that this would mean a report with a bias towards nut-related activities, but the radio squirrels take their duties very seriously and do not allow their ( Read more... )

Fandom! Hi! Oh my gosh it's Willow Rosenberg reporting on behalf of WTFH where today those initials stand for What The Frak Happened because OH MY GOD THE SCHOOL ( Read more... )

Hi! My name is Willow Rosenberg and this is my report on what happened in Fandom.

( Radio, by Willow, who's wee )

Hello Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg, reporting to you for WTFH radio where this week the W stands for Whee! Finals! I know we're all excited about putting all of our studying and hard work to good use. And by good use I mean getting a grade which validates everything we are as human beings. Assuming it's an A plus plus. Anything less means ( Read more... )